Priest Simulator: Vampire Show - Early Access

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A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show - Early Access

You think Priest sucks? You haven't seen the worst yet

Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.

Divine arms at your disposal

Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.

Renovate the church

The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.

Deliver the villagers from damnation

Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.

Minimum Requirements:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS * Windows® 7 64-bit
Processor Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
Memory 8 GB RAM
Graphics NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
DirectX Version 11
Storage 10 GB available space
Sound Card DirectX compatible

Recommended Requirements:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS Windows® 10 64-bit or newer
Processor Intel i5, 9th gen (or equivalent)
Memory 16 GB RAM
Graphics NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 (or equivalent)
DirectX Version 11
Storage 10 GB available space
Sound Card DirectX compatible

To activate the Steam key you've received, follow the instructions below;

First up, open the Steam client. (If you don't have it, simply click the "Install Steam" button here => Steam Store )
Sign in to your Steam account. (If you don't have one, click here to create a new one => Steam Account)
Click on the "ADD A GAME" button in the bottom corner of the client.
Then, select "Activate a product on Steam..."
Write down or copy-paste the activation key that you've received from %s in the window.
Your game is now visible in your library! Click on your "Library".
And finally, click on the game and select "Install" to start your download.